Every time I am on the phone I realize that I yell strange things into the phone. Of course these things are not directed to the person on the phone they are directed to my silly kids. So if you are on the phone with me this is what you are likely to hear:
- Don’t pull the cat’s leg – I told you not to smash egg in the carpet – leave your money in the piggy bank not all over the house – spilling your drink is not funny – Did you put those yogos in the washing machine? – if you fart during diner say excuse me – no it’s not okay to make a project and spread newspaper all over the back yard – who is going to clean that up? – put your hand down we do not hit – if you keep jumping on the couch like that you will get hurt, don’t cry when it happens – if you need to do potty talk do it in the bathroom – if you pooped stay on the potty until mommy wipes you – get your hand away from your butt – if you freak out playing that video game you will lose it!
The list of random things that spout out of my mouth in a day are rather funny. I love being a mom and I will enjoy all of these silly moments while I can. I feel like they are growing just too fast. Really, how can I freeze them?
